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Five Sentence Fiction – Who’s on First?

Five sentence fiction – Confusion, or Who’s on First?

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“Who’s on first?”

“Jeez, I don’t know why you think that old skit is funny.”

“I don’t know is on third base!”

“I’m out… see you tomorrow, Phil.”

“Tomorrow is the pitcher!”

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Author’s notes

Comically confusing, the Who’s on First skit is a classic. If you’ve never heard it, go to YouTube now and watch it.

So my twist here is a person (most likely a kid) sees the skit and keeps using lines from the routine in everyday conversation, annoying the hell out of everyone around him. I could see my 9-year-old doing this.