Five Sentence Fiction – Who’s on First?

Five sentence fiction – Confusion, or Who’s on First?


“Who’s on first?”

“Jeez, I don’t know why you think that old skit is funny.”

“I don’t know is on third base!”

“I’m out… see you tomorrow, Phil.”

“Tomorrow is the pitcher!”


Author’s notes

Comically confusing, the Who’s on First skit is a classic. If you’ve never heard it, go to YouTube now and watch it.

So my twist here is a person (most likely a kid) sees the skit and keeps using lines from the routine in everyday conversation, annoying the hell out of everyone around him. I could see my 9-year-old doing this.